What Daddy Did....

Last night Emily woke up around 11:30 and had obviously had a strange dream.  Here's the conversation that unfolded when we went in to check on her:

Emily: "Daddy, did you poop on the floor?"
Paul: "Umm, no, I didn't poop on the floor."
Emily: "DADDY! WE. DON'T. POOP. ON. THE. FLOOR. It's not nice!!"
Paul: "Ok." 

Em: "Did you do that? Did you poop on the floor?"
Paul: "No, I didn't."
Em: "YES YOU DID DADDY! We don't DO THAT! It's yucky!"
Paul: "OK Emmy...I won't do it again."

 HAHAHAHAHA!  It's amazing the things we will admit to doing, just to calm our children down.  I have also agreed with her before that the sun is actually the moon....anything for a moment's peace!!