Emily-isms

Emily says so many funny things that I am feeling compelled to write them down. I'll continue to repost this post whenever she says something especially funny!

-Emily climbed into bed with me this morning, lifted up my shirt, and said,"Good Morning, Audrey!!" Now that's a wake up I can live with. Love my sweet girl!

-The other day, she was upstairs, fighting her nap, and yelling out things like, "I am ready now", "I don't need a nap anymore...." and my personal favorite, "Moooomy.....pwease come and get your baby!"

-Me:" Do you want the water or not?" Emily:"Not!"

- Tonight I told Emily I didn't want to rub her back anymore because it was hurting my arm and she said,"Mommy, wemme see your arm." *grabs arm, looks closely* "I fink you are gonna be OK. Now....rub my back." Then she lay down on her pillow and put my hand on her back and said, "There.....that's my sweet girl."

-Emmy felt Audrey kick today...her eyes got HUGE and she yelled, "Baby Audrey give me high 5!!" So precious!

-This afternoon, fter Em got in trouble for hitting: "It is very hard to be good, Mommy!" HAHAHAHA!

-Emily, after I got out of the shower, and I am putting my moisturizer on my face: "MOMMY! Don't rub your ASS!" (her NC accent is getting thicker and thicker...eyes = ass). Let's hope she doesn't share this one at school!

-I asked Emily if she was Mommy's angel...she looked indignant and said, "I not an angel!!"


- She has become obsessed with the movie Charlotte's Web. Now, anytime she doesn't want to do what we are asking her to do, she calls out, "NO- I can't!! I promised Wilbur!" It is SO funny!

- She would absolutely NOT call my father in law this morning to wish him a happy birthday because, she says, it is NOT his birthday (it really is). It is HER birthday (it really isn't!)

- Over the weekend she was sitting in my lap and Audrey was bumping her in the back. She squirmed a few times and then said, "MOMMY, don't poke Emmy in the back!"

- She was riding in the car with Paul and me over the weekend and Paul switched lanes so we could turn. Emily bursts out with, "NO NO DADDY- don't put the car over here!" She also does not appreciate having to stop at red lights. It is hilarious what she notices now!


Me: "Emily, tomorrow is Show and Tell.  What are you going to take?"
Emily (with NO hesitation): "My hand."
Me: "Your HAND?  You mean, your hand wearing your new bracelets?"
Emily: "No....just my hand." 


NEW as of Aug. 2, 2010

Emily: "I want an apple, Mommy."
Me: "OK- do you want me to cut it up?"
Emmy: "No, I want it like a ball. Do not cut it. Do not drop it. Do not throw it at me." 

Emily: "Bye, I going to the doctor now!" Me: "Why are you going to the doctor?" Emily: "I haffa get some batteries!"

Emily: "I want to go play with my baby doll. Come on, Grandmother!" -Emily to me, this evening. Apparently she's begun to notice my fine lines and wrinkles.....

Emily: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! I want you to take me out for dinner! [breakfast]"
Me: "They're going to have breakfast for you at school. I just have to drop you off and then you can eat."
------she mulls this over---------
Emily: "WE DON'T DROP EMILY! That is NOT NICE! That hurts Emily!"

Emmy: "Mommy, do you like me?" Me: "Of course! I LOVE you!" Emily: "But do you like me?" Me: "Yes, sweet girl, I like you." Emmy: "I like you too Mommy."